Hot Hot Hot!!

It ain't any easier to get around with a hurting back and my Hoverround. While I was recovering my back at the rehab place stuck with old timers my Hoverround was getting fixed at the Hoverround place. It got messed up pretty bad from the banana peels and bananas smushed on the wheels and the cracked plastic bits from the collision but Noah is in good shape now, better than I am.

I named my Hoverround for L Anne Carrington's favorite actor, Noah Wylie. She used to really love him.

Thank you ladies of the social services rehab board they getting someone to come in and clean my place while I'm still kinda laid up some. Being gone for a month meant the place was dusty and smelled like Mr. Jenkins truss because I'd left my place filled with food in the fridge while I was gone. When the cleaner lady left with my food stamps and a shopping list I decided I felt too peckish to wait so I went out on my Hoverround to the nearby KFC for one of those delicious Double Downs sandwiches, some mashed taters & mac & cheese plus two of those dessert cakes. It's only a few doors down from my new appartment so I was able to scarve down that good meal but I didn't feel bad about it. After all, the Double Downs don't have bread on it, so that's some carbs gone and everyone knows mashed potatoes and mac cheese are good vegetables, just like my pesky social worker Meagan insists I eats.I brought back the cakse for later. After the maid leaves I'm going to make a chocolate poptart bacon sandwich for dinner. Mm bacon, is there anything it cain't fix?

The drag was coming back to the apartment complex. Most of the people here are weird, low class and just too strange. When I rolled back through some geezer started harrassing me insisiting he knewI took his Cheesy Whiz can out of his apartment and a bunch more folks about spare changed me to death on my way back. There's real crazy people, criminals and sexual perverts in this place. I don't belong here.

So I'm staying inside with my new copies of L Anne Carrington's new porno books, Cougars and Studs and Cougars and Studs 2. I don't care what those hateful snickering skeleton whores says, L Anne is a great writer even if some of her stuff sounds very much like porn I've read elsewhere. It's at least as good as that 50 Shades junk. I seem to remember someone with a name like BBWForYOungerGuys writing some stories exactly like this for free online.