Back Bacon Brownies

I have posted and this time it's not because I'm in the service of the state in jail but because I've been laid up. Lost my volunteering gig at the Food Pantry because those old peahens running the place accused me of stealing meat and Duncan Hines. They started chasing me, demanding to search because the bacon and brownie mix count was short in the warehouse. Of all the nerve, I was not about to let a buncha of ancient skeleton whores touch me with their gray scaley old clause so I cranked my Hoverround in high gear and high taled it out of there.

Unforch I ran into the product guy bringing the dinged up produce for the Food Pantry to have. I hit that produce guy at about thirty five mph in my Hoverround, bananas flew out of his hands and my Hoverround got banana peels caught in the wheels. I lost control and slammed into a brick wall before flying out of the chair and hurting my back. I was twisted up like a pretzel on the sidewalk and it did something to my back. Spent a few weeks in the rehab place in traction. Don't remember much because they keept me all strung out on Oxycontin.

I still cannot walk very far and feel dizzy whenever I sit up too long.

But I have a pile of bacon in the freezer and a couple of boxes of brownie mix calling my name..