Sunday, September 2, 2012

Tacky Jacky & Bowels No Move Part 1

It's been a freaking worl whind. Jacky spent most of her week she was here down at the bar. Several times a night the bar tender would call me up and demand I come get Jacky. The first night I got there and she was atrying to dance, dirty dance, skelton whore strippin right in her Hoverround. Her top was scoooched up over her Playtex Living Bra, showing not only her bra but the age spots and stretch marks on her ta-tas were showing. The barkeep told me she was giving lap dances and putting on a show for free drinks.

That's kinda how it went all week. Jacky would sleep till almost supper time before getting all gussied up and driving her Hoverround to one of the bars and I'd get the late night call. Coupla times the cops brought her to me, insisting I keep her inside with her clothes on, no more bars! I told them I could no more control her than you can make a man do what you wanted in bed.

Finally, the day came when I could load Jacky back on the bus to Oklahoma. The night before she left we almost got into a fist fight because I got another call to come gets her from the bar. I got there and I saw her rubbing up against Eddie like a tramp with an ichy boil on her ass. My Eddie~! My Angel!!!!!!!! Bewfore I knew how it happened I was up on her like a hongry tiger up on a pound of ground round.. Eddie tried to get mee offa her by saying, "Ladies, ladies, ain't no reason to fight, there's enough of the Eddstir to go around."  Now that really set me off! Eddie had to walk between us all the way home to keep me from wailing on her ass.

By the time I got home after dropping Jacky at the bus station and making sure she got on board I started feeling poorly and it went downhill from there...

Part 2 later after I finish drooling ovah Steve Kroft on Sixty Sexy Minutes...