The weather here has turned as cold as winter in my old city. I am upset because I don't really have any winter clothes. All my stuff is back at Sir Sirloins house in the Upper Pennsula of Michigan. That meant yesterday morning I had to put on about five layers of my clothes and take the bus down to the Wal Mart for a winter coat and warmer stuff.
By the time I got that done, got back to my apartment it was almost time for my bb look alike, Antoine Aucoin, to do his lunch time performance. Time to wheel down in my Rascal for some lunch and watching that hot man do his thing.
There was just one problem. With the temps being in the 20s it did something to the power steering in my Rascal, it wasn't working at all! Took all my strength to turn the sucker.
But I could not miss Antoine, so I hustled on down to the Eyle of Dauphne Casino, sitting on the beach here in Biloxi. It's all downhill to the beach from the town proper. What I didn't count on beside the power steering going out is that the cold weather stopped the brakes from working. I was going down the hill towards the casino when my power chair kept speeding up. Tried to brake but nothing happened, not even a squeal.
Didn't mean to ram the front plate glass window of the casino full force, but that's just what happened. Glass flew everywhere and people came running over to see what had happened. Even Antione came over while I was laying in a pool of glass shards. He said the meanest thing ever, "Oh, it's just you.." before returning to the stage. I must figure out a way to win his love, keep him from the skeleton whores that hang all over him at the casino.
Spent the rest of the day at the hospital getting checked out. They let me go but said that I had too much sugar in my urine. I told them that could not be because I hadn't drank any suger.
Today I'm just watching old ER episodes and eating Rocky Road to make my cuts and bruises feel better.
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