Banned

Got banned this weekend from the Eyle of Daphne Casino this weekend. I am plumb heartbroken to boot!

Nope, it ain't because of my Rascal loosing control and running me through their plate glass window. I did think about suing because they shouldn't have used breakable glass in their front window, but they gave me money on a house account to gamble and eat with at the casino if I signed a piece of paper promising not to sue

What got them unfairly fired up and caused them to discriminate against me as a big beuatiful woman was what happened in the main show bar that Antione, the singer than looks likee Adam Lambert, performs at.

I've been there every night this week, well, I got money from crashing teh window to eat, drink and be merry there. Antiones been actlike a cold fish since I crashed into the window and he's been ignoring me.

Last night during the band's break I decided I would show off my exceptional dancng skills, show him what I'm made of. I've been practicing. So when JLos new song 'Booty' started playing on the club sound system during the break I got offa my Rascal, threw off my coat and shook my booty.

I have a nice big round JLo booty. I'm not just a set of 56ZZZ boobies.

Last night I was waering the same thing as JLo in that video, a tight see through knit dress, skin toned. When I started dancing I poured a bottle of baby oil on the back of my dressto be all oily slick like she is in the video.

At first it went well, I was locking eyes with Antoine, shaking my money maker hard and he could not keep his eyes off my shapely womanly butt. But I made a serious miscowculation with the oil and it started to drip down off my ass and allover the dance floor. I lost my footing and turned into a human bowling ball, sliding at full vilosity into other people. Knocked over most of the crowd on the dance floor, bowled over a waitress with a full tray of drinks. But that wasn't even the worst of it! I slid hard right into Antione and his band members!

Somehow Antoine has a broken leg now and the drummer broke his hands! The bass players nose is broken and hs eyes swollen shut. Other ban membrs have injures that they are all blaming on me! ME! I didn't do nothing wrong, I just wanted to show Antione what he was missing by not being with me.

I'mat home, black, blue and embarassed adn banned. What would L. Anne Carrington do? I tried to do what I thought she might do, offer blow jobs to the managment guys to forget all of this but none of those guys would cooporate!