Less Large & In Charge

Sorry I've been so gone so long. I've been..uh... errr.. in the mental hospital.. eeek.... in prison... aruhhh.. living under a bush.... hmmm... travelin', that's right, traveling. Travelin' in the service of the state.. as an undercover picking up trash by the side of the road with a armed prison guard watching agent. I got to see how our interstate road works system and restrooms aren manned and washed and trash picked up..

One thing I can say 'bout travenlin around. Don't ever take some retardo kids Halloween candies.

During my traveils my apartment was leased out to someone else. But my social worker Meagan got me into another place. It's nicer in some ways, it's for elderly and disabled sex offenders/jailbirds. I have my own washer and dryzer right in my unit but it's smaller. Once we got my stuff outta storage we had to give some to Goodwill, lkike my king zied bed. I had to get a double sized to fit the bedroom. I went from a tousand square feet to only sevenn hundred fifty square feet.

During my service to the state I threw out my back mightly. So now I have as many Vicodin, Percocsts, Oxys, muscle relaxers, whatevers I need. No more uh, borrowing, them from others. Plus I don't have to do stupid stuff like work filing at Meagans office.

You'd think all this woulda made me gain weigh but no, I've lost seven pounds since the first of the year. If I keep loosing at this rate I'll be skeleton whore skinny in about 4 years.

And... I think I have a new boyfriend on the horizon. His name is Crazy Eddie. One of his eyes crosses but I think it gives him a look of dashing debonair daring handsome.. he's a pieanna tuner and says that he was railroaded. I guess that means he musta worked for Norfolk Southern at one time.