Taking In The Sights

I've been wending my way back to my home and the Pennsylvania Turnpike took me near my idol Lori Anne Denick Carrington's home so I decided I had to see her live, close up and in person. I wanted to see just how tiny she is now after all that weight loss surgery she keeps talking about in person. Plus I wanted my copy of 'The Cruiserweight' signed by that one, small or large.

Parked my ass in front of her apartment complex today with enough groceries to keep me occupied all day, Fritos, ice cream sammiches (had to eat first because it was hotter than Adam Lambert's Glambulge today), cookies, bagels, Sprite and other foods. I made sure I got the low fat low sugar varities. I watched... and watched...... and watched...... and nuttin'. All I saw was a bunch of very very old folks, even more old and decrepiant than the ones where I live. There was a smattering of very fat ladys too but none that looked as lovely as my thinspiration - Lori Anne. Just a bunch of super lardos.

When my ass started sticking to the fake leather seats on the rental car I figured it was time to go along. Wasted day. No sightings of her and the Pittsburg burbs seemed kind of dull after the last couple of weeks.  Got the runs from the food and it was hard finding a nearby public restroom.

Too bad to because I made a swanky doll to give her.