Meagan & The Coppers

Sos I'm home again, washing out my dainties and other laundry, figuring that I'd unpack & wash today while watching a Lifetime movie. But my Social Worker Meagan came around this morning with other ideas.

Again with the nagging about working out and eating right. Again, taken down to the Piggly Wiggly and being forced to blow what was left of my food stamps on crap like vegetables. Meagan loaded my cart with brocolli and apples and other scary types of food. The only food I like that she allowed me was lean ham slices. Tried to get a set of pork chops only to have her preach to me that I had to get lean pork loin instead. This is getting old. Now she's threatening to come over and educate me on nutriction and cooking. She made me an appointment tomorrow with a nutrictionalist. I'm not looking forward to it.

And I was dropped by Curves and forced to work out on those machiens of theirs. I just about had heart failure, hottest day of the year and I'm being manipulated by machinery! Sweat like a Baptist minister in a whore house before I was done.

Meagan would not leave me in peace, forced me to buy stuff I don't want, sweat like a hog and she prepared my dinner of sprouts and stuff not fit to eat. The veggies she cooked were still crunchy! Cooked veggies are supposed to be soft and squishy.

I got nothing done, no handwashing of delicate lady stuff, no swanky dresses run through the washer/dryer, no Lifetime movies watched. Was getting ready to lay down and pass out for awhile after Meagan left when the cops showed up. They were investigating the missing money from the Yatching club but I played dumm and said I'd never been there even when they showed me a still from the tape. It was grainy and didn't look much like me. I managed to convince them I would never trapse around dressed like a whore on the 4th. They seemed to believe me and finally left.

Ended up raiding Mary Lynn's refrigerator for some leftover stuff for dinner and tossed out that nasty vegetable dinner Meagan left for me. I was hoping tomorrow to start cleaning and clearing Mary Lynn's place but what with the nutricianalist appointment and my undone dirty drawers it looks like next week before I start. Plus we got to have a memorial for Mary Lynn for the community.