Swanky Time In The Baptismal Font

Yesterday after I got my government cheese and other provisions I decided to wait outside for my dream man/crush/soon to be neighbor to come along. I wanted to make it seem like a big coincidence, cuz it was, that we were both there at the same time. Both of us at the Power O God Mount Zion Greater Deliverance Ministry Baptist Church at the same time! It's fatte!

Boy, did it turn out to be more than my wildest dreams! He came out and I smiled my widest, battered my eyelashes and pushed out my natural womanly 52ZZZ breasts and said, "Fancy meeting you here sir." He shifted his groceries to his hip while holding onto his cane and took my hand in his. He. Kissed. My. Hand! Swwoon!

Told me his name was Cletus Clydeburn err, Ridge McStuddmuffins and he liked a woman with some meat on her bones. We ended up sneaking off to the empty baptismal pool under the church pulpit area, giggling in the dark, sharing USDA grape juice, cereal and government cheese as we talked. He used to be in the military and then was a bouncer for a long time. Now he's disabled and looking for love.

One thing lead to another and we started making out. I was so glad I didn't wear any panties today because all mine were dirty and skidmarked up and I ain't have time to wash them. He's quite the lover, he took masterful control of me, smacking my ass as we did it doggy style, using that government cheese as lube. Too bad we didn't get a chance to finish but Ridge started shouting endearments during our hide his salami fest, he started smacking my ass and shouting sweet things like, 'Yodel like a rodeo clown! Now.. now.. pretend you're a bucket of clam chowder and I'm a hot spoon, melt baby, melt..!'

Isn't he the sweetest? Anywhays,  his love talk brought some of those stuck up skeleton whore repressed religious folks and we were kicked out and banned! I never cared for the Baptists anyhoo.

Cannot wait till Ridge moves in and I get to show him I'm the queen of blowjobs. i do them best.

And all this getting so heatted up is making me lose some weight. Ride me cowboy!