After reading the thrilling journey from swanky plus size model to skinny skeleton whore writer of L Anne Carrington I decided the best way I could pay tribute to my favorite writer was to diet like she does. I started out at 367 pounds and after three months I'm down to 352 pounds.
I cannot get a series of gastic bypasses like L Anne because my Medicare don't cover it but I can use her weight loose tricks.
Things I've learned from L Anne Carrington to help me lose.
Sprite and sodas have sugers so don't drink more than a one liter a day.
Don't eat off other people's plates, especially celebrities.
Don't ride your rascal when you could walk to loss weight.
Charging strange men for sex can burn off calories.
Gotta go, gotta go feed my cats Spanky, Adam, Glam and George Clooney!
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