Hot, Tired, Lovesick

Today was a disappointment. I struggled through my filing at the office before going to Curves and working the circuit training very slowly. After I stopped at Krispy Kreme for a mid morning pick me up I rode my Hoverround home. Spent the day, the very hot day, sitting in my chair under a big oak tree watching young skeleton whores and men go in and out of Cletus Clydeburn Ridge McStuddmuffins front door.

Even that slutty Edna Jones showed up with her welcome wagon present. She gets around too much, using the excuse that she has coupons and handmade pot holders to deliever when I know she's really scoping out the best available men in the complex as soon as they move in./ She's trying to move in on my territory. 

I'm so sad, how could it be over so soon? What will Pee Wee and Pee Chee do?

finally had to go inside and have some more ice cream. There's not enough ice cream in the entire world to mend this broken heart.