Blisses & Kisses

Oh I have had a blissful two weeks with Cletus Clydeburn Ridge McStuddmuffin, just he and I, every night in each others arms. It's the days that suck-diddly-uck right now.

That skanky skeleton whore Mavis has been starting troubles for us, gossipping about how she's so mystified why her boyfriend is so sleepy all the time. Cletus Ridge has barely been by her door at all these last weeks so she's been yakking up saying he's a vampire or he's sick or something. And to top it off she called his daughters to tell them that their Daddy was 'sick'

Cletus Ridge was forced to explain to them that he had a lady friend and she was not Mavis and Mavis was not to know. He still hasn't told them it's me yet, he wants them to get used to the idea of him dating again before introducing me to them.

It don't matter anyway because that Mavis has started hanging around watching Cletus' Ridge's comings and goings. She caught him going from my place after he done cummed at 5 in the morning and she's spread it all over that we're boot knocking.

But that weren't even the worse. The other night Cletus Ridge and I had been playing one of our favorite sexy games, Cookie, when we ran out of cookies.  You play Cookie by putting cookies on your cooter, nipples and in the folds of your body and then the other partner eats them off and out. Cletus Ridge asked me to go get the cookies because he was bushed. I left him nekkid and covered with Cool Whip on my sofa while I threw on my sexy satin robe to ride my Hoverround to the 7-11 to get more cookies. I had just motored out the door when Cletus Ridge stood up and yelled, "Hey baby, get me a bottle of Wild Irish Rose wine too while you're out." We both heard a gasp, it was that nosey heifer Mavis and she seen him nekkkid and covered in Cool Whip!
 
Cletus Ridge told her to mind her own business and has refused to talk about it to anyone, even when his daughters showed up the other night. They showed up the next day at my place and begged me to stop seeing their daddy. I told them about Pee Wee and Pee Chee and they offered me money if I'd abort. Cletus Ridge showed up and kicked them out, telling them again to stay out of his business.

No sneaking around now. Everyone knows.