Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Five Long Days

It's been that long since Cletus Clydeburn Ridge Studdmuffins broke my heart and those heartless old biddies here started gossipping about it. Five days of hell and misery. On top of everything else I didn't get my visit from my monthly friend. So I'm seduced and abandoned and carrying PeeWee and PeeChee. I don't know what I'm going to do.

For the last five days I've followed my new routine. I go file at stupid Meagan's office for an hour, take the bus to the Piggly Wiggly to get grub and go straight into my apartment for the rest of the day, laying on the couch eating ice cream and watching Lifetime movies. Now that I'm expecting I can eat what I want and no exercise. Good thing because I'm too broken hearteded to do anything any hoo.

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