I ended up going to the ER this morning because those runs would just not stop! My bowels were like the Mississippi River flowing through Memphis, except not quite so muddy. Started wondering if I had contracted Ebolar or some trashy womens disease from those uppity skeleton whores so off I wents to the hospital.
The nice young (HOT!) doctors in the ER fussed and fretted, thinking I might have some serious problems with my poop chute. They said they only smelled something that ripe when there was ganggreen in their. I told them that I couldn't have ganggreen because I hadn't been gang-banged recently but none of them took the hint. They sent me off to Radiology to get a Barium Enema.
I was thrilled that I've lost more weight but they think it's just the pooping, says it's all water.
More young cute doctors! Lubing up my butt and putting a rubber hose in there. My lady parts got all het up as they manipulated my body and turned me thisaway and thataway. After the exam I purred out a request for a hot young kielbasa up my butt, got on all fours. To my delight one of those hotties started servicing me immediately, filling my hole hard but when I turned around it was just the janitor trying to poke my butt with the mop handle to make me move off the table and get dressed. I was sorely disappointed.
They didn't find nothing awrong with me, said I must just be super sinsitive to those sugar alcowholes in the chocolate. I got sent home with a bottle of Maalox.
Took the bus home and decided on some beenie weenies for dinner. I read someawhare that one of those snuty skeleton whore diet coaches said that beans were the 'go-to' food for dieting. Just as I was getting ready to eat my beenieweens Meagan arrived and conviskated them. She says that's not the kind of beans they meant.
So now Meagan is insisting I go to see a diet doctor as well as go to Curves every day. I agreed. I'm just so happy to be out of jail and around men and food again. Better go, it's UFC night and I have some Brock Lesnar to drool on.
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