Footloose

I haven't posted inna couple of days because I have been enjoying sweet sweet freedom. Since they put that ankle monitoring thing on me I've been trying to figure out how to get it off. Because my leg is so healthy it took two bands linked together to put around my ankle sos I've been oiling it up and working it around until I gots it loose enough to slip off my leg and onto one of my cats, Adam. I have it looped loosely around Adam's collar and those screws will never know. Now it will just register me moving around the apartment while I'm really out doing what I want.

Getting around was still a big ole problem since the po-po took my Rascal but I figured out a way around that too. Call the Hoverround folks, who called my doctor, who wrote a scipt for it and Medicare approved it. I got my brand spanking new Hoverround with a special Slurpee holder and sharp looking leatherette uphostery.

Yesterday I took it to the Piggly Wiggly to shop for Pringles and Sprite and now I'm on my way to the all night Wal Mart. That copy of "For Your Entertainment" Carol gave me outside of the Piggly Wiggly got broke somehow and I need a new one. Carol is nowhere to be seen.

Tomorrow I'm off to Bingo and a Pancake supper at the church down the street. Those ladies are still checking on me, bringing me food and they've been hinting they have something good in store for me. Which would be awesome since everyone here is treating me lika sereal killer still.