Billy The Kidder

The last few days since I found Juan cheating on me I've beenso down in the dumps that I havent wanted to do nothing. I didn't wathc UFC, I didnt bother with WWE Raw and I haven't picked up one L. Anne Carrington book to read. Nothin'. I' just sat arond and sulked, thinking about how good it coulda been with Juan and me.

But this morning I had the nbiggest of surprises! I rode on down to the Food Pantry because I'd run through my Food Stamps in one week my cabinets were getting bare.Thought I'd get a few things there and tomorrow is the USDA food delivery at the church, so I should be good til I get more money on my SNAP card.

I have to go to a different food pantry now because of those old biddies falsely but I did it accusing me of stealing brownie mix and bacon. This new one is closer to my house, newer, only been open six months and best of all noone knows me there they are fully stocked with all sorts of stuff the other joint didn't have.

After motoring in on my Hoverround and signing in I just sat off to the side thinking about Juan and hoping they would pack a lil sumin-sumin sweet in my bag. When they called me back to come get my bags I went slowly, still sad and heart-sore. But the man handing me my bags was GEORGOUS!!!!! He batted those dark eyes at me and said, "Here you go pretty lady!"

I noticed he had on a UFC t-shirt and started twalking to this big muscly hunkahunka man! His name was Billy Kidder, aka Billy The Kidder and he's training to be a UFC fighter here in my town! I volunteered to street team for him but he didn't have the faintiest idea what that is. He's volunteering two days a week at the food bank because he beat some random guy on the street almost to death in a steroid rage and the courts sentenced him to cummunity service is just a good-hearted darlin' man.

I feel happy and if I'd a been walking there would have been a new spring in my step. We're meeting at the local bar for happy hour Dean and Deluca's cafe area to plan my taking over as his publicity agent and street teammer tomorrow afternoon. What to wear, what to wear now that Fashion Bug is closed!