New Love

The reason it took me a full week to get back online with that new computer is that I found a new love! It's just the most romantical story! I get to see my lover every Monday when he comes by to shovel snow, mow grass or mulch the flower beds.

Last Monday when I got home from Bestest Buy wiht my Sorny laptop I didn't get more done than the box opened. I'd stopped with the computer thing to have a snack, a can of frosting spread over Little Debbie oatmeal snack cakes and grape soda. Hey, oatmeal is good for you and grapes are a fruit, sos I'm thinking this was a healthy step in the right direction.

My front door burstsed open and in staggered my new man, Juan, Juan Com, is what I think he said his name is. He musta been exhausted from salting the sidewalks and getting ready for the big snow because he staggered forward and looked at me with bleary eyes and said, "Kay".

He was so handsome with those dark soulful eyes that I could just tell it was love at first sight. I gave him some grape soda, he sat on my sofa and joined in on my afternoon snack. Our hands met over the last oatmeal cake. He took it, licked off some of the frosting and started hand feeding me it. His hands were still really shaky so I ended up with the icing all over my face, but Juan licked it off before taking me to the bedroom!

Yesterday after he finished getting rid of the rest of the snow on the sidewalks Juan visited me again, takening me to a firy Latin place in my loins~ Jalapeno! Taco! Chile! I was screaming for mercy and release in the only Mexican words I know.