This is where I'm blogging my weight loss, based entirely on my favorite celebrity, writer Lori Anne Carrington, author of "The Cruiserweight" She's lost the weight so I'm relying on her sage weight-loss tips to get under 400 lbs.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Busted
I've been in jail. The baloney and dried cheese sammiches have been making me fatter.
I'll explain more tomorrow. Apparently I'm a 'danger to the community' and a sexual predator according to the gym.
I met my true love in prison, and I didn't even know I was a lesbian!!
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