Haven't been around much lately because I've been
in prison again working as Miss Frankenberry in stores across my state. I was
convicted of attempted sexual battery on the bakery guys nominated as a great beauty by the cereal company to represent their brand and hand out coupons and samples. I was
in county lock-up touring the grocerty stores. Unfortunately since I was
locked up for being a sexual predator busy traveling I had to give up my new apartment. I don' know how she did it but Meagan managed to get me back in my old
federally funded elderly and handicapped apartment complex by charm
and the nekkid photos she has of the manager.
I'm back, I'm settling in, I'm large and in charge. Looking forward to the first bingo night. Wonder where I stashed Eddie's phone number?
On another front I'm seriously thinking about going back to my high school reunion with Tiny Joe and Stinky. They are organiuzing it this year again. I just have to figure out a ways to the Detroit area. St. Melba of the Holy Toast School
Reformatory. Guess I'll post an add on Craigs List looking for a ride or offering to drive someone that cain't drive to that area so I can get to the reunion for free.
For now I have a pile of Lori Anne Carrington books to read and I hear tell Lori is now on some youtube type show. I just have to figure out which one.
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